John Green: I would just say "Of course, I don't want to smoke. Of course, I don't want a cigarette. Have you seen the news?"
Hank Green: "Have you seen the sign behind the cigarettes? And on the side of the cigarettes? And the picture on the back of the cigarettes?"
John: Yeah, actually, that's maybe what I would do. Next time your boss offers you a cigarette, you should pick up the pack, and say, "Maybe I'll have a cigarette. Oh, wait, no, the Surgeon General is warning me that this is a bad idea, right here on the package."